23. When she falls asleep talking to you
“Before I was dating my now-boyfriend, I’d ‘fall asleep’ in the middle of the conversation so I could continue the conversation the next morning. He began to think I had a ‘scheduled shut down’ at 11:30 pm and only realized what I was doing after I told him while we began dating.
In fairness, I was pretty clueless too. When he asked me out on a date, I didn’t quite pick up why he asked me out.” — goldentalks
24. When she comes out of the shower in only a towel
“My ex boyfriend said I didn’t come on to him enough so I would get out of the shower wearing a towel or wearing nothing but a big shirt, sit on his lap and start kissing him. I don’t know what he thought I wanted but soon after he would want to get back to whatever he was doing on his computer. Really not sure how to make signals any more obvious other than out right saying ‘sεχy time???’” — foodgoregalore
25. When she admits she dreamt about you
“She’d always touch/lean really close when we spoke. Also said in a group I was a part of that she had a ‘sεχy dream’ about me. I laughed it off as a joke. Just realized those may have been signals, I’m struggling to believe I was that oblivious, even now. sεχy dreams are common between friendly classmates right… Right???” — TheRulerAndTheKiller
26. When she sleeps in your bed
“There was one time (my boyfriend and I had been dating for months) and we were laying in bed about to go to sleep. I wasn’t very tired so I started kissing his neck and grinding against him all sεχyy like. He told me later that he thought I was just being cuddly and it wasn’t until I climbed on top of him that he thought, ‘Ohhh! I’m being seduced!’” — cuddleslut77
27. When she asks for your phone number
“Story time (I have posted this before)
Male here. I have a friend that goes to a private school. The school is a good 20 minutes away by car, assuming light traffic. Mind you, he has to pass through a major city, so he just takes the bus to save his parents the 40 minutes round trip. His bus normally lets him and this other girl out at our local library. Now, this school gives IDs to their students, as is usual. My friend happened to have a school photo on his ID that I found amusing.
So, my friend and I happen to be hanging around one day, along with the other girl. We are chatting, and the topic of our conversation drifts to the ID photo. The girl (a solid 7, I might add) also finds the picture amusing, and so she snaps a picture of it. She offers to send said picture to me, and asks for my phone number. I politely decline, and take the photo myself.
Yeah I still cringe about it to this day.” — Kingo1230